Friday's Feast #4

Appetizer: What was one of the fashion fads when you were a teenager?

I'm four years old ... I guess that makes me about twenty-eight in dog years ... Let's see. Back when I was a teenager? Um. I guess it would have to be something like studded dog collars or something? Yeah. I guess I'd have to say the "punk rock look" that hasn't really gone away, has it? Kinda counter-culture and what not?

Soup: Name one thing you think people assume about you when they first meet you.

Oh ... They assume that I'm approachable and pettable ... Then they get too close and I unleash my MEGA-bark! Oof oof oofffff! Yep. That gets 'em to back off!

Salad: On a scale of 1 to 10 with 10 being highest, how hard do you work?

On walkies, I give it a ten. At home, I'm sacked out on the floor until wrestling comes on television. I'll split the difference and rate myself a solid 'five.'

Main Course: If you were given a free 30-second commercial during the Super Bowl to sell anything you currently own, what would you advertise?

I'd advertise those blue bags that my family uses when they take me on walkies ... I guess they're called "Bags on Board" ... I tell ya, I use a TON of 'em ... My dad should by stock in the company the way I poop up the place.

Dessert:

Fill in the blank: I love to __sniff a telephone pole__ when it is __freshly peed upon by another dog ... My Aunt Montie says that I'm "readin' my mail"__.